Happy Birthday to Me

Today I turn 33 years old. Like beef jerky I get better and better with each passing year. Here are ten things you probably didn't know about me:
10. I like my steaks so rare that they are still mooing.
9. I am most all of my nieces and nephews favorite Uncle.
8. I am by far the best driver I know, except I can't parallel park to save my life.
7. I try to watch more TV in a day then most people watch in a week. When I start to home school Libby, the whole curriculum will be based on TV shows.
6. When I hear the "ding" that a new email has arrived, even if I'm in the other room, I still have to go in and check it.
5. I never finished college because I wasn't challenged enough in my classes. But I do have a degree in the School of Hard Knocks.
4. My favorite brand of beer is Leinenkugel.
3. I have only had two jobs my entire life, donuts and videos, as long as you don't count the 1 shift I worked at Meijer hauling manure to peoples cars.
2. When it comes to eating cheese, I am a mystery, wrapped up in an enigma and smothered with secret sauce.
1. I love to "fritter" my money away gambling and will bet on just about anything.