My brother connected his mustache to his sideburns while I went for more of an old fashion "zapata".
Here are a few things I learned about having a mustache:
- It never hurts to ask for a mustache discount. We got extra laps while go-carting and 2-for-1 miniature golfing.
- I tend to wear more denim when sporting a 'stache.
- My wife was sorta able to fulfill her teenage dream of making out with Burt Reynolds by kissing me.
- Women don't like it when you offer them free mustache rides.
The mustache is now history as Beth made me shave it before our 12th wedding anniversary on Sunday.
When did you two decide to go into gay porn?
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