My talented belly

I probably have the most talented belly button ever. It can sing. Ok, it can't really sing, but it can talk... Ok, it can't talk, unless I help it. If I talk while I move my belly in and out, it looks like it's talking. Especially if you imagine my nipples as eyes. I sometimes draw a nose near my sternum. My dog Stretch tells me this is funny. I typically do what Stretch tells me.

Le Woogie Card Trick

My dad sent out this really tough card trick called Le Woogie Card Trick. It scared me a little bit. I think my dad might really be magic. I don't understand how it works. His black magic is confusing to me. It's a little known fact that card tricks started with the ancient mesopotamians. I would have e-mailed the card trick out a little differently, though.

First Post

I've provided so many helpful hints to my family on their blogs, I thought it would be great to start my own to demonstrate my expertise! This is my first post ever, and man is it exciting. I think this is going to be the coolest blog EVER!