I probably have the most talented belly button ever. It can sing. Ok, it can't really sing, but it can talk... Ok, it can't talk, unless I help it. If I talk while I move my belly in and out, it looks like it's talking. Especially if you imagine my nipples as eyes. I sometimes draw a nose near my sternum. My dog Stretch tells me this is funny. I typically do what Stretch tells me.
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