If you haven't heard the good news, Beth and I are having a baby. I'm excited to finally be able to apply all of the good advice and knowledge I've stored up over the years. I've done such a great job raising my two dogs to be contributing members of society, I'm sure parenting a baby is even easier.

I think my siblings are a little jealous that I'm going into this knowing so much already about raising kids. I feel that I've really done most of the work in helping my brothers and sister raise their kids, giving them a lot of coaching and valuable insight into how parents should really do their job.