My brother connected his mustache to his sideburns while I went for more of an old fashion "zapata".
Here are a few things I learned about having a mustache:
- It never hurts to ask for a mustache discount. We got extra laps while go-carting and 2-for-1 miniature golfing.
- I tend to wear more denim when sporting a 'stache.
- My wife was sorta able to fulfill her teenage dream of making out with Burt Reynolds by kissing me.
- Women don't like it when you offer them free mustache rides.
The mustache is now history as Beth made me shave it before our 12th wedding anniversary on Sunday.
2 comments:
When did you two decide to go into gay porn?
So who won the race?
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