I'm it

Susan tagged me so here it goes:
10 Random things about me

1. I can fold a piece of paper in half 9 times
2. I use to be a runway model for JCPennys
3. My right nipple has much more hair around it then my left
4. I watch more television in a week then any three people you know added together.
5. I am a bit of a shoe whore. My newest addition are this pair of Keens. They make Birkenstocks and Borns feel like your wearing shoes full of spikes on your feet.
6. My feet never stink, no matter how sweaty the rest of me gets or what pair of shoes I'm wearing
7. I must read before I go to bed and I can read any James Patterson book in one evening.
8. My favorite NBA player is Rudy Gay because he has the same name as my brother-in-law Rudi. And so you don't have to ask, Rudi is not gay.
   
9. I won't eat any "white sauce" like mayo, sour cream, cream cheese, or cottage cheese. I use to be able to say that I was lactose intolerant, but after going to see a doctor about it and drinking a cup full of lactose and not reacting to it, proved me wrong.
10. The one joke that I think never gets old is "How to you make a hormone?". Oddly enough Beth is quite sick of the joke

I am now tagging Rudi and Laura.