Today is my favorite sister's birthday. Laura turns 30 something today. Here are some deep dark secrets not many people know about her.
- When we were younger (1 and 3) and taking a bath together, Laura pooped in the tub
- Laura has been married twice, within two days, to the same man. She also forgot to tell our mom about it
- During high school, Laura dated a rock star who wrote a power ballad about her. Their favorite date was to go dancing in the dark at houses under construction
- Laura was known in our dance classes to way over use "jazz hands"
- In middle school, Laura played the clarinet, not because she liked it, but because she knew the smelly reeds bothered me
- Laura, like me, was also a nerd in high school. She was also a member of the Science Olympiad team, but unlike me, didn't come in first place in the country in Weights and Measures.
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I thought she married Paul twice, but in successive days, Friday before the rehearsal dinner then again on Saturday??
This was a different guy, Julio, from El Salvador.
Happy Birthday Laura! From a fellow bath pooper.
I'm not sure what to say about this....only that I know Bethie is on call tonight so I'm not sure how she was able to do this post. At any rate, thanks for the memories.
Will - the difference is, Laura pooped in the tub when she was a baby. Not last week.
Oh, THAT husband! Julio was a swarthy chap!
We actually liked Julio better then Paul.
I thought Beth dated Jeff. Thanks for clearing it up.
That's classic.....dancing under construction.....LOL!!!
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